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1___________________ diplomat is _____________person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to _______________ trip. Caslde Sthuiett

2 ___________________ dog is______________ only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. josh Billings

3 ____________________Americans like ___________________fat books and_______________ thin women. Russell Baker

4 __________________________ accountant is man who is hired to explain that you didn’t make ____________________ money you did. Anonymous

5 _________________actor’s ______________guy who, if you ain’t talking about him, ain’t listening. Attributed to Marlon Brando.

6 __________________ optimist is someone who thinks ________________future is uncertain. Anonymous

7 ________________death is___________________nature’s way of telling you to slow down. Anonymous

8_______________________diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggie until you can find__________________stone. Wynn Catlin

9 ______________equality is ________________ lie _________________ women are better. Anonymous

10 ____________ birds do it ___________________ bees do it even______________educated fleas do it. Let’s do it. Let’s fall in _________________love. Cole Porter

11 I always pass on___________________ good advice. It is ___________________only thing to do with it. It is never any use to oneself. Oscar Wilde.

12 I love acting. It is so much more real than _______________ life. Oscar Wilde

13 Never put anything on___________________________ paper, my boy. and never trust_____________________man With_________________ small black moustache. P G Wodehouse

14 Nothing’s illegal if________________________ hundred businessmen decide to do it. and that’s true anywhere in _______________________ world. Andrew Young

15 Remember that as ___________________teenager you are at ____________________last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that________________phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz .

16 Save_____________ water, shower with ___________________friend. Anonymous

17 ______________happiest time of anyone’s life is just after _______________first divorce. John Kenneth Galbraith

18 Treat_________________ work of art like _______________prince: let it speak to you first. Attributed to Arthur Schapenhauer

19 When I was______________boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have ______________________old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at bow much be had learned in seven years. Mark Twain

20 When I was born, I was so surprised that I couldn’t talk for_________________year and_____________half. Grade Allen

21 A banker is__________________ man who lends you____________________ umbrella when _____________________ weather is fair, and takes it away from you when it rains. Anonymous

22 California is _______________great place- if you happen to be ______________orange. F Allen

23 Writing about _____________art is like dancing about__________________ architecture. Anonymous